Bachelors come and go, but Chris Harrison is forever.
That said, we should probably break down Colton’s first night as the Bachelor and it went a little something like this:
*The villian emerged early in the form of Catherine, who showed up with her dog…immediately gave it to Colton to raise, and interrupted girls through the night, like, 4 times.
*Sloth girl immediately had us throwing things at the TV because of her impeccable commitment to sloth-like slow behavior and speech. For most of the night.
*Fake Australian girl.
Jimmy Kimmel broke it down for us:
Meet the rest of the cast and catch up on the episode if you missed it HERE