Neiman Marcus Is Selling a $7,100 Hot Dog Couch
Neiman Marcus, the lavish department store, is selling a couch shaped like a hot dog and adorned with cucumber, wiener, and tomato pillows that costs—wait for it—$7,100! Plus tax!
If this is a couple thousand out of your price range or if you prefer hamburgers, there’s a couch for that too! The burger couch is $4,950 (plus tax) and comes with tomato and pickle pillows.
If this all sounds totally ridiculous to you but you have a few thousand to blow, here’s a list of things you could buy instead of paying $7,100 for a hot-dog couch:
1. 7,100 actual hot dogs.
2. Or, like, 7,100 tacos.
3. Not saying you should do this, but you could charter a private jet for almost two hours.
4. Help me pay off my student loans! Please, I beg of you!!!!!!!
5. 7,000 futons for the struggling millennial in your life.
6. A few MacBooks.
7. Like, 10 of those horrifying new iPhone 11 Pros.
8. Probably 10 front-row tickets to see the Jonas Brothers on their Happiness Begins Tour.