You Laugh, You Lose – Thanksgiving Edition
November 26, 2019 7:37AM EST
We’re slinging ‘Dad Jokes’ at each other! In this game, the person who laughs first is the loser! Here are a few to get YOU started this Thanksgiving.
- What did the turkey say to the computer? (Google, Google, Google)
- Why can’t you take a turkey to church? (they use FOWL language)
- A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store for Thanksgiving Day, but couldn’t find one big enough for her family. She asked a stock boy, “Do these turkeys get any bigger?”……… “No, ma’am. They’re dead.”
- Why do pilgrims’ pants always fall down? (Because they wear their belt buckles on their hats)
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