We’re slinging ‘Dad Jokes’ at each other! In this game, the person who laughs first is the loser! Here are a few to get YOU started this Thanksgiving.

  1. What did the turkey say to the computer? (Google, Google, Google)
  2. Why can’t you take a turkey to church? (they use FOWL language)
  3. A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store for Thanksgiving Day, but couldn’t find one big enough for her family. She asked a stock boy, “Do these turkeys get any bigger?”……… “No, ma’am. They’re dead.”
  4. Why do pilgrims’ pants always fall down?  (Because they wear their belt buckles on their hats)

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