Honestly, We’re concerned. Go check out what your state is googling the most about Thanksgiving. Gold star to Florida for not asking what Thanksgiving is!
1) Restaurants open on Thanksgiving near me
(People…the point is to have a homemade family dinner. Are the restaurants now serving Turkey and mashed potatoes? Are they even open?? Alabama, I get, but Kentucky, come on now!)
2) Pumpkin pie
3) When is Thanksgiving
Of COURSE Florida is on this list.
4) Turkey bowling
Like getting a turkey in bowling…like three strikes in a row? Colorado, get your head out of the gutter and back to thinking about family traditions and turkey.
5) NFL on Thanksgiving Day
Hawaii do you even have an NFL team??
6) Vegetarian Thanksgiving
District of Columbia
Portland, Oregon stop being so trendy and eat your turkey in peace!
7) What is Thanksgiving
We’re not even gonna ask.
8) Pecan pie
9) Does Canada celebrate Thanksgiving
This holiday is supposed to celebrate America being discovered by the pilgrims, celebrating with the Indians. When did Canada become apart of this??
10) How to cook a turkey
This one is fair. Gotta Grub!
11) Does England celebrate Thanksgiving
AGAIN. They are NOT The United States of America. We are celebrating that we found this country. They even started a civil war with us, upset that we wanted independence. Did people forget this????!
12) Macy’s Parade
We get it New York. YOU’RE SOOOOO COOL.
13) Things to be thankful for
Your family, friends, food, life!??!?! Why are we googling this.
What does this mean? What is stuffing? Where do you buy it? We need more information in this google search.
This is a cute idea! Good job to these states.
16) First Thanksgiving
Are you a newborn on the computer asking how to celebrate your first Thanksgiving? We have questions.
17) Turkey trot
Let’s get physical, Wisconsin. We see you!!!
18) Thanksgiving games
Get back to me if you hear of any Thanksgiving drinking games.
AMERICA I AM CONCERNED.