The Responses To This Woman Offering To Come To Your Funeral Are HYSTERICAL

Dana Schwartz is a 26-year-old American author and journalist…and kind of a genius for coming up with this new “business venture”.

If you pay me $50 I'll show up to your funeral but stand really far away, holding a black umbrella regardless of the weather, so that people think you died with a dark and interesting secret.

— Dana Schwartz (@DanaSchwartzzz) January 3, 2019

For the low low price of $50, she’ll show up to your funeral to stand in the back with a black umbrella making everyone think you died with a “dark and interesting secret.” And yes…Twitter is not disappointing with the responses.

Do you do birthday parties? I'm not sure I can wait until I'm dead.

— Anthony Lahr (@anthonyplahr) January 9, 2019

I’m also gonna need you to arrange it so that if people walk toward you to talk to you, that a bus will pass in front of you and then you’ll be gone.

— Mark Oehlert (@moehlert) January 6, 2019

How much to arrange for a solemn child to hold your hand at the same time?

— Robin Hart-Jones (@Roblex) January 5, 2019

Ill give you $75 if when the casket is going down you walk over and place a small box on top and say only loud enough for a few people to hear "if they only knew"

— dick (@spursyyank) January 5, 2019

Or how about as the burial ends, taking out your phone, ringing someone and just saying “it’s done” before pausing & hanging up, then just turning and walking away?

— Dave Nevett (@_GLB) January 5, 2019

Turns out, she is just trying to sell her book.