The Responses To This Woman Offering To Come To Your Funeral Are HYSTERICAL

Dana Schwartz is a 26-year-old American author and journalist…and kind of a genius for coming up with this new “business venture”.

https://twitter.com/DanaSchwartzzz/status/1080888071552266242

For the low low price of $50, she’ll show up to your funeral to stand in the back with a black umbrella making everyone think you died with a “dark and interesting secret.” And yes…Twitter is not disappointing with the responses.

Do you do birthday parties? I'm not sure I can wait until I'm dead.

— Anthony Lahr (@anthonyplahr) January 9, 2019

https://twitter.com/moehlert/status/1081713004050149382

How much to arrange for a solemn child to hold your hand at the same time?

— Robin Hart-Jones (@Roblex) January 5, 2019

Ill give you $75 if when the casket is going down you walk over and place a small box on top and say only loud enough for a few people to hear "if they only knew"

— Dick (@spursyyank) January 5, 2019

Or how about as the burial ends, taking out your phone, ringing someone and just saying “it’s done” before pausing & hanging up, then just turning and walking away?

— Dave Nevett (@_GLB) January 5, 2019

Turns out, she is just trying to sell her book.

https://twitter.com/DanaSchwartzzz/status/1081242382664781824

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