Teen Caught Speeding Blamed Wings, Having To Poop.

There are tons of excuses drivers give for speeding, but a Canadian teenager’s excuse for going 106 mph was a new one for the Royal Canadian Mounted Police.

The 16-year-old told the officer he was speeding because he ate “too many hot wings and needed a bathroom.”

The officer fined him $966 for speeding and $203 for driving with a learner’s permit.  Listen, we’ve all been there.

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