Pee Potatoes?

Thanks to Missy Shay for tagging us in this…. If you can somehow manage to make it through the day without peeing on a bin of potatoes at Walmart…you’re doing ok.

A woman has turned herself in after surveillance photos of herself on TV, and learning she was wanted for peeing on potatoes at Walmart.  Police identified her as 20-year-old Grace Brown. She’s facing multiple charges including open lewdness, criminal mischief, disorderly conduct and public drunkenness. However, she will not be held in jail and will instead receive a summons in the mail.  Her lawyer isn’t saying why she did it. 

 

Twitter has amazing responses as you expect:

 

Police seek woman who urinated on potatoes….

Have they tried Tinder?

— Capybara (@mikedouglas1001) July 30, 2019

 

Police seek woman who urinated on potatoes….

Have they tried Tinder?

— Capybara (@mikedouglas1001) July 30, 2019

 

Have they discounted the potatoes?

— TommyD (@KneelB4Zodd) July 30, 2019

Good question Tommy…Walmart says they “immediately disposed of the affected products and sanitized the area to ensure its cleanliness and safety for our customers,” which is unfortunate we can’t print up some Pee Potatoes half off Manager’s Special stickers…

 

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