If you can manage to make it through the day without farting on police yelling “How do you like that?”… you’re doing OK.
A man in England, who farted “aggressively” at police officers arresting him for drug offenses, has been spared earning the title “the flatulent felon”.
Cops picked up Stuart Cook after finding him smelling of cannabis while alongside the road near the site of a minor traffic accident. While strip-searching the 28-year-old back at the station, he let one rip and asked, “How do you like that?”
Rather than toss Stuart in the slammer, Sheriff Ian Wallace sentenced him to 75 hours of unpaid community service.