Meet 18-year-old Jayden. He just had his wisdom teeth taken out…by his girlfriend’s dad (who is actually a dentist).
He decided to make some confessions while coming out of anesthesia saying, “Your daughter, I love her so much. You have no idea. I’m 18 but honestly I really could see myself marrying her. She can wakeboard, she can do all these amazing things – I just love her with all my heart. I know you’re her dad so it’s kind of weird hearing that from me.”
He said, “I just really want you guys to love me to. Do I annoy you? I annoy everyone. If you ever see Nicole ever again, please just let her know I love her so much.”
This. Is. Hilariously. Fantastic.
We can only hope they do actually end up getting married and they play this at the reception.