Joseph Gordon Levitt was Roastmaster.
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Dennis Rodman spent most of his time at the microphone apologizing because he said he’s never done this before, and realized he was bombing.
Edward Norton starred with him in the 2012 film “Moonrise Kingdom,” and tried to break down how a (freaking) bartender from New Jersey became such a big (deal) of a global movie star.”
One of the highlights was when Willis’ ex-wife, Demi Moore, walked out unannounced and took some jabs at their marriage: “Our daughters are incredibly well-adjusted, considering two of them are half Bruce Willis,” she said about the man who is “easily one of my Top 3 husbands.”
There was a face-off between Cybill Shepherd (Willis’ “Moonlighting” co-star) and Martha Stewart (his neighbor). After Shepherd said she played Martha Stewart more beautifully onscreen, the real Stewart fired back.
Willis then got his chance to take the stage and shut it all down with this comment: “Die Hard is NOT a Christmas movie….”.