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According To Britney Spears’ Instagram Post, She Is The Fastest Human On Planet Earth And I’m Here For It

Britney Spears woke on Thursday morning broke Usain Bolt’s 100-meter dash record, or so she says.

Spears posted a picture of her run time of 5 seconds and 97 milliseconds with the caption, “Ran my first 5! Getting over your fear of pushing it in the beginning is key…once I did that I hit 5!!” Britney went on to say she usually runs a 6 or 7 and when she first tried it she ran a 9.

The current world record is held by Usain Bolt, who ran 9.58 seconds in 2009. The women’s record is held by Florence Griffith-Joyner, who ran a 10.49 in 1998.

Britney may be ready for the Olympics in 2021, she’s got time to improve her time.

Of course, the memes are already rolling in!


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