What NOT To Do This Weekend...
by Kelly K
posted Aug 1 2014 10:04AM
Life Lessons From FloriDUH:
This weekend...TRY NOT to throw dip-spit (yes...it is tobacco juice and spit) on your boyfriend when you catch him at the gas station with his new girlfriend. Oh yeah..and TRY NOT to punch him in the twig and berries either. STORY HERE.
TRY NOT to pull a machete on your mom when she tries to give grandma some sugar. STORY HERE.
Life Lessons From Ohio...
TRY NOT to poop on the sidewalk when you get busted shoplifting at Walgreens. STORY HERE.