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Haikus That Sum Up Your Life

by Kelly K posted Jun 26 2014 9:10AM
These haikus perfectly sum up your life...if you are a single chick in her 20s!
 

Never too old for 
Sleepovers with your bestie 
Now they can have wine

Give me tequila 
It is five o'clock somewhere 
I love you José

A burrito, please 
Yes, I know guac is extra 
It's not my first time.

Mean Girls all the time 
The limit does not exist 
To how much I watch
 

Dropped food on the floor 
Then picked it up and ate it 
Seven-second rule

Sparkly pants or nah? 
Probably yes, with cat shirt. 
Where is my Kate Spade.

Waiting for package 
Ordered cute dress for concert 
Will be one day late. :’(

Blister on my toe. 
Just bought new summer wedges. 
Well, beauty is pain.

Thank you, Cosmopolitan!!


   
06/26/2014 9:16AM
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