Nope. A whole lotta nope.
Check out this GIANT AQUATIC BUG discovered in China.
AHHHHHHHHHH!!!! Earlier this month local villagers in the outskirts of Chengdu handed over "weird insects that resemble giant dragonflies with long teeth." Stop.... just stop. Apparently the largest one was about 8.25 inches when its wings were open. This is large enough to cover the face of a human adult!!
Tell me you wouldn't lose your ever loving mind if this landed on your shoulder.
*Cancels trip to China*